Symptoms: Can’t get “One Less Lonely Girl” out of your head. It’s there morning, noon and night! Even when you’re chatting with your besties, you end up humming the tune!
Cure: You need a more balanced Bieber diet. No “One Less Lonely Girl” for a week, instead, try “Love Me” or “Favorite Girl”.
Symptoms: Try as you might you can’t get your hair looking as great as the Biebs… and he’s a boy. Argh!
Diagnosis: Badhairday Disease
Cure: If your luscious locks are refusing to do as you tell them, hide them under a cute hat. Better yet, borrow your bro’s baseball cap for an even more authentic ode to Justin.
Symptoms: Scarily enough, you don’t feel like listening to My World, watching Justin’s videos, reading his tweets OR searching for new pics online! ZOMG!
Diagnosis: You’ve officially overdosed on Justin. Uh-oh!
Cure: It’s time to take a mini-holiday from all things Justin. Play in the park, gossip with your bestie, catch up on some homework – whatever it takes to refresh your mind, body and spirit. You’ll be fine in 24 hours, and ready for even more Justin!
Symptoms: You find yourself singing different melodies or versions of all the songs on My World.
Diagnosis: Futurepopstar Syndrome
Cure: If you’re riffing on JB’s music to create your own, maybe you’re discovering your inner stage talent! Enrol in some singing lessons and get ready to sign up for Australian Idol!
Symptoms: You’re totally smitten with Justin – everything about him makes you smile, all day ever day!
Diagnosis: Bieber Fever
Cure: There’s no cure for this because you’re not sick. Enjoy loving JB just as much as we do!
Copyright Georgia Clark 2010